Pokemon & Zelda Clash

Viridian forest:

Ash looked around slowly, THERE! He found it! A tree, but not just any old tree, it was a big tree! “Come on pikachu, lets knock it down,no, we aren’t supposed to do that, just leave it to team rocket”.Two seconds later, team rocket fell flat on their faces.”Prepare for troub …

“We’ve heard it before.”Ash shouted.”Just cut the tree down “

“We were just going to ask you for a packet of fake peppermints, but never mind!”Jessie said cheerfully.BANG! The tree was down before you could say my mouth is full of fake peppermints and they taste horrid! But then something happened, something that would change the history of the world forever! A nut dropped out. “Wow, a nut!” Ash said with no enthusiasm at all. But the nut just exploded before he could finish the sentence.”AAAAAHHHH” Ash cried as he fell into darkness.

Somewhere in hyrule:

Link just won a game of pool. “Wow I rule!” he shouted

“Its hyrule.”One of the know it all bros said. Link just finished drinking his 85 th lonlon milk bottle (now with 85% alcohol content) and said “I’m going to cut your head of nice and clean in 2 seconds, 1...2!” Before he could start, Ash fell from the portal into hyrule pub. “Where am I?”

“Hyrule, and who do you think you are?” Link asked slowly.

“Pikachu!” Pikachu said almost instantly.

“OK pikachu Why are you here?”

“My names ash not pikachu he’s my pokemon”

“A pokemon!? ZELDA!!! Why didn’t you buy me a pokemon for Christmas?”

“I bought you that pc didn’t I!?” She said.

The pc beeped the email noise, Link opened it, he had 2 emails, one of them off how to kill an annoying fairy in 10,000 ways.com, Navi gave him an angry look, and the other was off ganondorf saying he had caught a girl called misty and put her in the shadow temple and bongo bongo was going to eat her in ten hours. Ash looked horrified and said “WE HAVE TO SAVE HER! By the way, who’s bongo bongo?”

“OK, Navi lets go and rescue her.” Link said.

Shadow temple:

After walking through 10 cacti, 1000 barbed wire walls and 10,000 flame throwers,

Ash, Link, pikachu and Navi were now in the shadow temple.” This place is spooky.” Ash said.

“Take one of Epona's horseshoes off and smell it,” link said “now that’s scary”

Once they were almost killed by the monsters in the temple, they finally reached the boss room and found a shape behind a purple curtain which definitely looked female, they pulled open the curtain and found a life sized replica of princess Zelda

Which said:”Hi, my names Zelda and I smell!”Lets go” Link said straight away.

Ganondorf come up in one of links communicators and said “sorry for bothering you but she’s in my castle now, bye bye!” Link said something which is unwritable (in other words he swore)

Ganondorfs Castle:

Ash walked upstairs slowly, Link told everybody to split up. He saw a Chu Chu and ran away up the stairs as fast as he could. He got up there and seen ganondorf.”Pikachu, use thunder shock!!” Pikachu sent out a burst of electricity that was bigger than ever before! They must have a higher voltage than in johto

he thought.”Treecko, use giga drain! Charizard, use flamethrower! Wailord, use body slam!” After that, ganondorf was probably called dustondwarf because it made him 8 feet smaller and he turned into dust. Misty said “Ash! You come to rescue me!

“No I didn’t, I came here on accident.” After Misty slapped him in the face, link came and said “let’s take you back to Johto”

Viridian Forest:

Ash looked surprised! “all that because I said Come on pikachu, lets knock it down,no, we aren’t supposed to do that, just leave it to team rocket”. Suddenly team rocket fell from the tree.”OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!!” Ash said.

THE END

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